Cruoooz eliminated again and again... How many times does Teddy get eliminated?
Cruz can be eliminated over-and-over because finishing third makes him a fully polished turd.
Thus he will lie in the bottom of the bowl twisting & flexing his turd-place muscles, stubbornly refusing to be flushed by your government-mandated lo flo terlet, even by flushing over-and-over again.
A third place turd as big, slippery and stubborn as Felito will have to be plunged.
And not with one of those $2.99 red rubber plungers with a wooden handle either.
To finally eliminate this tough, ever hopeful Texan-Cubanadian turd, we’re talking the $9.99 de luxe model ‘The Dominator’ with a handle, accordion bellows and with the optional virgin rubber flange, like they use in the Space Shuttle that could blow your wife off the porcelain throne in the other bathroom.