It came down to you and my blind cat Mason as the choices. Being both black and disabled, he was leading, but then we found some questionable ties to the Russian mob in his past, so we had to pass him over. We still may be able to tap him for Secretary of State.
I forgot to mention my connections to the Sicilian mob through my husband. I think maybe you didn’t do due diligence. You could be ruining both of our political careers.
And black cats matter!