At least they have plenty of toilet paper.
Maybe they can print their money on toilet paper, since that’s all it’s good for. Single ply for 100s, double ply for 1,000s.
That’s what they are using the money for, toilet paper ran out months ago.
Nope! They’re reported to be out of toilet paper, and leaves. Now that they are out of printing paper for money, there definitely is no toilet paper available.
Singing “Shake a Hand, Shake a Hand”. NOT!