That right there is funny. :-)
Denial - No way Trump lost it. Everybody supported Trump. All my family and coworkers supported Trump. How can he lose?
Anger - What kind of moron votes for Hillary over Trump? Cruzers!! They back-stabbed us!
Bargaining - Plese indict Hillary. We cannot have a criminal be elected a President. FBI, are you listening??
Depression - This country is over. I don’t know what to do.
Acceptance - Oh well, Trump was never a conservative anyway but a RINO who bashed the party and was registered democract just a few years ago. Next time, we will nominate an actual conservative to defeat the liberals.