As Tom Cheney in True Grit stated, “I’ve been shot by a child!”
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I thought of Jim (Gene Wilder) in Blazing Saddles.
I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.
One of my favorite movies is the original 1969 John Wayne version.