Here's an excerpt:
The fact is, there are more of us than there are of them. Promoting al-fresco baptisms in the local creeks is not a way to build a majority, no matter what the voices in Ted Cruz’s head tell him. So my wife now heads to Cleveland with me. And no, we won’t be ducking any of her fellow delegates in the Cuyahoga River, no matter what his pet serpents tell Rafael et al. to do.
If they baptize people in the Cuyahoga, then Trump's definitely gonna win, because once you go under that water, you ain't comin' out alive! LOL!
That article was pretty scathing!
Does lake erie still catch fire now and then ?.....:o)