[The Citizen Soldier]

However, the Capitol Weekly/Sextant Strategies poll used an odd methodology: Politico reports that it worked by “collecting responses via the Internet from registered Republicans...

At this point, with the Cruzantic listing 40 degrees and taking on water, I think you could do a poll of just about any adults in California (or elesewhere) and get approximately the same results.

My suggestion: Poll only adults with an eye on either side of their nose.

[chris37]

Way to be racist against our cyclops bothers, man!

[Liz]

Take into account the core of Cruz supporters are:

<><> people who have had lobotomies;

<><> people in padded cells;

<><> Maple Leaf hockey players;

<><> Canadian Mounted Police;

<><> people on Dexedrin;

<><> people invested in Goldman Sachs;

<><> Hillary rejects.