"Don’t get mad... Bring in the robots."
No, shut down the franchises in the area. Robots aren't cheap and given the history of Seattle anarchists, they'd routinely be torn up completely or suffer major damage.
Let Mooch cry about it becoming a restaurant desert and the same people who lost their jobs because of the higher wages can burn down whatever is still there.
“...given the history of Seattle anarchists, they’d routinely be torn up completely or suffer major damage.”
You’re right.
I didn’t take that into consideration - that’s a very real risk.