Cruz’s “somber address” needs to include the phrase “I am stepping aside to unify the party behind Donald Trump”.
Well said.
It'll probably be more along the lines of:
"While the stupid voters are getting suckered by that racist Trump, I am supported by everyone that counts... the lobbyists, the banks, Pelosi and the execs at the GOPe. Therefore, I will press forward and sue the GOP into nominating me based on rule 296B which states "If voters act stupidly, the GOP executive board may select the nominee".