[gbunch]

Thank you, Doug! The butthurt is strong this evening.

For those who need it:

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Hahaha! Ain’t nothhing like Resinol. Gets rid of ‘the Burn’.

[tennmountainman]

LOL.

[tumblindice]

Anti-monkey butt powder! A thoughtful stocking stuffer for Aunt Phyllis AND a valuable parting gift to gruntle the departing with chapped arses. But wait, there's MORE! The Popeil Pocket Stuck Stick Extractor, if you leave NOW. Still not convinced ....