The greatest tragedy is that we pay billions to support what is essentially theater, but we are actors in this absurd theater and we always lose.
I make it a pouitn to loudly announce “YOU ARE TOUCHING MY PENIS. THAT’S ASSAULT” whenever I go through security.
Why?
Because they put their hands on my penis, and that is assault.
Actually I think it’s battery, but meh. The point is I am obligated to harass them. They are a tool of oppression.
I also call them racist every opportunity I can.
I do the same... But I find myself giving in. I am filled with rage at these fools.