Here’s the Clinton Family Crime Syndicate
Strategy that has worked so far:
1. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time.
Ever. These allegations are false.
2. It all depends on what your definition of is, is.
3. Its a vast right wing conspiracy.
4. Its just another thing to throw against the wall to see if it sticks.
5. I dont recall.
6. At this point, what does it matter?
7. We didnt do anything wrong.
8. We didnt know we were doing anything wrong.
9. You cant prove we knew we were doing anything wrong.
10. Theres no evidence of any wrongdoing.
11. There is no controlling legal authority.
12. Thats old news. It’s all been gone over in the last few weeks/ months/ years.
13. I would never do that.
14. Nobody does that
15. Everybody does that.
16. Ah hah hah hahahahaha
17. It was all a mistake/misunderstanding.
18. This is very much like Benghazi. Its just a hit job.
19. They’re just grasping at straws.
20. I havent done the job I should have explaining.
21. Its all a ploy.
22. Im not concerned at all.
23. Its a non event.
24. Its absurd.
25. Its retroactive classification designed to sabotage me.
26. There is no criminal investigation.
27. I can’t recall.
28. Have I ever lied to the American people? I’ve tried not to.
29. I’m not even going to answer that question.
All those excuses are going to be lets just say “declined”.
You forgot “Bark, Bark, Bark.”