[Charles Martel]

...sick with diarrhea, vomiting and flulike symptoms after training and competing around Rio, and they experience only “incidental contact” with the water. Marathon swimmers and triathletes will ingest this water — and the consequences could be deadly.

Sounds just like the tap water in that part of the world. Besides, a brisk case of the trots should help those marathon swimmers squirt through the bay like torpedoes!

[fella]

Say, isn't their president being impeached?