What if the wife finds out I’m gay?
Wouldn’t that be between you and your wife?!
“What if the wife finds out I’m gay?”
“Eat all the meat you want, soldier.
If it’s a tough round steak, go ahead and beat it.”
“But try any preversions in here, and ... we’ll squeal to the little woman like Arnold Ziffel. “
Col. Bat Guano
What if my beard finds out I'm not gay?