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To: xzins

This is great news!

People might think I’m short, brunette, nonathletic, and can only carry a tune in a bucket if it’s sheet music.

But now I can insist that I am a tall, shapely blond, I have a beautiful singing voice, and I’m a very talented gymnast. And anyone who says otherwise is bigoted and discriminatory.


47 posted on 05/10/2016 4:59:03 PM PDT by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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To: exDemMom; LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I think someone beat you to it.


53 posted on 05/10/2016 5:03:08 PM PDT by antidisestablishment (If those who defend our freedom do not know liberty, none of us will have either.)
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To: exDemMom
But now I can insist that I am a tall, shapely blond, I have a beautiful singing voice, and I’m a very talented gymnast.

Careful with that. Someone's liable to start pestering you for your phone number...

107 posted on 05/10/2016 7:43:53 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: exDemMom

LOL! The emperor “still” has no clothes!


135 posted on 05/11/2016 9:48:47 PM PDT by Bayou City
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