[ealgeone]

You're spot on. To make it really effective you go into the same bathroom as a politician's wife or their kid. They'll wet their pants.

Find out where Sasha and Malia go pee and follow them in.

[Monty22002]

In all seriousness, you can apparently call yourself male or female at any whim, any time, any length of time. Just say ‘I am/was female at that time’ when you went in and took a leak and maybe missed some. Say it’s the law, and the gestapo should back off.

Course you’ll be tried as a sex offender, and you’ll need hundreds of thousands of bucks to ride it up the ladder to keep off the list and out of jail, but someone’s gotta do it.