My current wife doesn't perm her hair, but she does color it. That's my job as well.
Whenever my wife's friends commented on her hair color and she told them that I did it for her, they would ask her if I could color theirs. I told them that I would, but I could only do it if they were naked, as she is when I do it.
...and then the fight started ...
LOL! The ONLY reason you want her naked is because the stain is so much easier to wash off skin than clothes if you drip some of the solution, right? Totally logical reason.
“But honey, it’s the only way to make sure the collars and cuffs match.”
Love, 007
oh Blue, that is a good one.