With those kinds of stupid rules, maybe they should just stick with a big ‘participation award certificate’ or ribbons.
Apparently vhoever wrote those rules never saw the Private SNAFU**) military training cartoons written by Dr.Seuss and directed by the likes of Chuck Jones...
Private SNAFU: Fighting Tools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFu8VjGdQZk
Booby Traps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU256cGwMHM
The Home Front
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGmIhhMi8cg
* “Situation Normal Alllll... Fouled Up!” (according to th narrator)