The jokes just write themselves
They do, sure. And I don't want to be a stick in the mud on a light-hearted thread, but I do want to emphasize an important aspect of this surgery.
DoD has been looking into this because of wounded warriors who have lost their organ in IED attacks.
According to doctors, the first thing these young men look for is their organ, and not their legs. It is more psychologically damaging for them to lose their "manhood" than it is for them to lose their legs.
This is an important effort. Really.
Did the patient receive the John Holmes or Pee Wee Herman model?