[tinyowl]

I think gravity had something to do with this crash

It's easy to reach for the easy reason or blame the symptom rather than the cause. As the seas rise at an alarming rate, climate change is increasing gravity and bringing the oceans ever closer to planes.

[firebrand]

I’m not sure you are serious, but there is a serious hypothesis that another missing plane has been drawn away by the gravitational pull of Nibiru.

[smalltownslick]

You forgot your sarc tag