She's not at all hideous, and I bet 10-15 years ago when Bill was really active, she might have been more of a looker. Also, the key point about their relationship is described by her secret service name. After all, he wasn't taking her to the Golden Globe Awards or Oscar de la Renta's latest showing in Paris.
Nonetheless, nah. Even ugly old me has done better.
It’s good of you to more accepting. You aren’t Lazamataz, are you?