Hah! I got you beat! I have sped, failed to use turn signals, urinated in a navigable waterway, walked on public sidewalks drunk, smoked weed in my youth and pilfered candy as a child.
I tore the tag off my mattress. I still think they will get me for that one.
You think you’re tough? Back when a pack of cigarettes had a tax stamp on it, I deliberately smoked the pack without destroying the stamp. And then, heh heh heh, I knowingly used my social security number for purposes of identification. My family disowned me.
:)