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To: central_va

Yes.

To ensure the highest level of safety at HombreSecreto Airlines, we only use the finest pigskin leather for our all our seating, to include the cockpit.

Also, we use the highest quality pigskin leather to wrap our cockpit steering controller and engine controls.

What is not known about our airline is that we have pioneered the use of pig hair as a component of all pilot and aircrew uniforms.

“It’s OK to be a pig if you fly HombreSecreto Airlines.”


33 posted on 05/23/2016 9:51:38 AM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: HombreSecreto

Do you give out free pork rinds in flight?


34 posted on 05/23/2016 9:54:02 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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