I like your Trumpian positivity BUT - it would have to be there. Not here.
Remember Brandi Brandt? She walked into the shoe store when Steve was visiting. Al recognised her in a heartbeat from the Playboys his dad had stowed behind the furnace. 'Heart shaped birthmark on left buttock. Favourite movie, The Big Bus.' Just the thought of her prompted Al to make love to Peggy. Steve was so intoxicated he pinned her centerfold above the marital bed. But the happy times came to a tragic end when Brandi was convicted of importing Bolivian marching powder - to Australia :
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/former-playboy-bunny-brandi-brandt-jailed-for-three-years-over-importation-of-cocaine/news-story/6d0dbb7ee7cfbdfe688601bb3bddf69f