And at 12:00 tonight, the “Lion of the Senate” can add one more day to the days he has not had a drink.
I usually do not make light of the Dearly Departed. But in Ted’s case, along with Hillary and Bill, if I am still alive when they go to their reward, I will make an exception.
Were it in my power, I'd then make their remains available to every known necrophiliac in the country.