Hillary is as Pure as the Driven Snow, at Least According to Hillary (the Clinton stench lingers)

townhall.com ^ | 5/24/16 | BEN SHAPIRO

[Liz]

Is Hillary Clinton the Only Innocent Person in a 10-Mile Radius of her campaign?

Clinton will tell you how honest and transparent she is, right after cackling hysterically to stall for time. She will tell you that she always cooperates with law enforcement, that she has attempted to turn over all materials to relevant authorities, that it's just one giant coincidence her friends and family are constantly being swept up in prosecutorial dragnets.

It isn't a coincidence.Just look at the people with whom Clinton surrounds herself.

<><> Her husband, ex-President Bill Clinton, is a serial philanderer, a perjurer, a sexual assailant and an accused rapist.

<><> Clinton's campaign fixer----her former Chief of Staff Cheryl Mills-----who stalked out of an FBI interview after being asked about Clinton's State Dept emails. Mills worked as a close assistant to Clinton back during the go-go 1990s. According to Judicial Watch, she helped prevent the Clintons from turning over 1.8 million emails to that organization during litigation. Mills was also placed in charge of document production for the State Department on the Benghazi investigation. According to Gregory Hicks, the second-ranking U.S. diplomat in Libya at the time of the attack, lawyers told him not to talk to Congress.

<><> Clinton's assistant, Huma Abedin, has been dragged into the Clinton email-server scandal. Even after she left Clinton's staff at the State Department, Clinton granted her "special government employee" status even as she took pay from the Clinton Foundation. Abedin's husband is, of course, former Congressman Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner.

<><> Clinton's chief fundraiser for years was former Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe. He's now under investigation by the FBI and the Department of Justice for fundraising improprieties, including his time at the Clinton Global Initiative. He personally guaranteed the Clintons' loan for their Chappaqua home.

<><> Clinton's foreign-policy guru is Bill Clinton's former aide Sidney Blumenthal, a radical-leftist hatchet man so corrupt that the Obama administration refused to allow Clinton to hire him during her role as secretary of state. Nonetheless, the Clinton Foundation paid him $10,000 per month (the hiring was billed as Blumenthal preserving Clinton's presidential legacy), even as Sid sent her memos about foreign policy that included subjects upon which he was conducting side businesses.

So, is Clinton's association with a number of suspicious characters just a giant coincidence? Or, perhaps, is it a sign that Clinton herself is corrupt and surrounds herself with other corrupt individuals willing to protect her?

It's hard to believe the former, given that Clinton sticks by her corrupt friends for decades. Corruption surrounds her like the cloud of dust that always seems to follow Pig-Pen. That won't change if she's placed in the White House -- it will get worse. Power always makes corruption worse. Clinton should know: She's the only first lady ever fingerprinted by the FBI, and she'll presumably be the first secretary of state interviewed by the FBI. As president, she'd make her husband's deeply corrupt administration pale in comparison.

[Diogenesis]

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

With just a little luck Hellary will have plenty of ears to hear her story. Prisons are full of people who attempted to go straight, but just didn’t have it in them.

[Cyclone59]

ping

[Caipirabob]

Hillary is as Pure as the Driven Snow, at Least According to Hillary (the Clinton stench lingers)

If you thought Bill ruined cigars for you, wait until it's Hillary's turn...

[ThunderSleeps]

Corruption surrounds her like the cloud of dust that always seems to follow Pig-Pen.

That is a great line, and hits the nail on the head.

The other thing that surrounds the Clintons is untimely demise by unusual means. Depending on which list you go by, something like 46 - 50 or so of their friends and associates have, over the years, decided to end their own lives or have expired in tragic single-vehicle accidents.

Apparently there's a real danger zone around the Clintons. If you're corrupt enough and useful enough to be in the inner circle you're marginally safe - other than from all those pesky investigations and indictments. If you're far enough removed the rest of us just see that dust cloud of corruption and lies that surround them. In between is the danger zone. If you actually know enough to be a threat to the Clinton political and power hegemony, but haven't proven yourself unquestioningly loyal (and I'm sure I don't want to know what that rite looks like)... Well, you should probably check on your life insurance and make sure your family knows where your will is.

[T-Bone Texan]

A haiku:

The great term PIAPS
Invented here on FR:
“Pig In A Pantsuit”!

another:

No need for Huma
To testify about Hill’s
Love of clam digging

and:

Mr. Garrison
Taught them ev’rything about
Scissoring nekkid

I actually wrote the first one this morning as I was shaving. Something about my beard prompted the idea.

[Newfy]

The other thing that surrounds the Clintons is untimely demise by unusual means.

Time for Bernie to have an "accident."

[Harpotoo]

Here’s what Trump had to say about her the other day: Sanders “didn’t pick up on the emails, which I think was a big mistake,” Trump said Sunday on Fox News. “ I’m going to pick up bigly. Because frankly she shouldn’t even be allowed to run for president.”

[Caipirabob]

LOL!!!

[ZULU]

Her face has “LIAR” written all over it.