[dayglored]

Wait, the FBI can’t read my email now? Really?? What the hell are those guys doing, sitting around playing checkers or something? Get on the stick!!

[stars & stripes forever]

[Wait, the FBI can’t read my email now? Really??]

I hope they like daily devotionals.

[Cyberman]

They’re snooping on you to find “enemies”. Their definition of “enemies” is not the same as ours....

[blackdog]

John will be wearing a red shoe. The mouse has lit three candles and they are arranged in a southwest pattern next to the daisies which need to be watered on Saturday, not Thursday.

Keeping us safe my azz. We can't even count on the DOJ to keep us safe from a Hillary state department. What they want is to archive everything on everyone for the time when they decide they want to take a look at you should you piss someone off. Then they dial up the NSA data center and take a look-see at a treasure trove of personal effects and conversations which you've had for all of time.

[rktman]

They’re busy pretending to be in pursuit of hildabama and her violations of something.