Yeah, blondes ... ya know what, you don’t really ‘preciate ‘em ‘til they go down on you. Know whut ah’m sayin’?
Bill Clinton
Sumpin else, one time ah caught Hillary microwaving her laptop. No kiddin’
Ah asked her whut she was doin’ an’ she snapped at me:
“You told me it was frozen!”
Man, she’s so dumb—one time she tried to leave a voicemail, an’ she walked out to the curb an’ yelled in the mailbox.
Some times you kin stan’ next to Hils an’ hear the ocean.
Ah’m here all week. At least til a strong wind blows me away.
“And then there’s Megyn Kelly, she’s a smart blonde, have you seen her new hair style? You haven’t? That’s ok, neither has Brit Hume, all he ever sees is the top of her head!”
(Cymbal crash)