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Bernie Sanders Might Skydive Into His Campaign Rally
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| June 3, 2016
| Alex Griswold
Posted on 06/03/2016 9:47:27 AM PDT by Trump20162020
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To: Reno89519
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posted on
06/03/2016 9:57:08 AM PDT
by
magua
(baby)
To: Trump20162020
I can see him giving his speech hanging from the branches of a tree.
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posted on
06/03/2016 9:57:32 AM PDT
by
kempster
To: Trump20162020
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posted on
06/03/2016 9:58:58 AM PDT
by
mom.mom
To: Trump20162020
In an unrelated story, Hillary Clinton has instructed her staff to give her broom a tune-up and get her the sharpest machete available.
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:00:40 AM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: Trump20162020
Sounds like he’s not an experienced sky diver, so this would almost certainly be a “tandem jump”, meaning he’d be strapped to another man. Probably not the image he wants to portray.
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:01:25 AM PDT
by
Scutter
To: kabar
....then she will announce that you have literally dropped out of the race.Winner!
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:02:44 AM PDT
by
RckyRaCoCo
(Political Correctness is a kool-aid drinking suicide cult)
To: Trump20162020
Hillary’s fallen in the polls while Bernie falls from the sky. Well, I guess a parachute is a poor commie’s version of Trump’s big jet.
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:03:28 AM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero)
To: Trump20162020
Criticize the Clintons then get in a plane.
Not the best idea...
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:03:32 AM PDT
by
barmag25
To: Two Kids' Dad
[Because a candidates ability to skydive directly correlates to their ability to run a country and manage an economy???]
No, but it correlates with Bern-outs’ panties getting moist as a result.
To: Trump20162020
I bet its going to be a Hollywood version.
Skydiver lands, runs behind a curtain and Bernie magically appears on other side of curtain.
Intel had a Corporate event back 15 years ago and it was pretty convincing.
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:05:14 AM PDT
by
Zathras
To: Scutter
"...meaning hed be strapped to another man. Probably not the image he wants to portray." This is a Democrat primary, the voters will consider it a plus.
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:05:20 AM PDT
by
drop 50 and fire for effect
("Work relentlessly, accomplish much, remain in the background, and be more than you seem.)
To: Trump20162020
Don’t let Hillary anywhere near the parachutes.
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:06:46 AM PDT
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: advertising guy
My God, freepers are on a roll with this one!
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:06:50 AM PDT
by
miss marmelstein
(Richard the Third: With my own people alone I should like to drive away the Muslims)
To: Trump20162020
Better know the pilot as well - he could wind up far, far, away....like over the ocean and hearing the jump signal.
To: Trump20162020
He better not say, ‘Geronimo!’
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:11:28 AM PDT
by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: Trump20162020
Better hope his parachute isn’t packed by a Hillary supporter!..........................
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:11:43 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Make America AMERICA again!.........................)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
Falling faster than the value of Target’s stock .............................
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:12:29 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Make America AMERICA again!.........................)
To: Trump20162020
I can see the headline now.
“Bernie Sanders skydives into rally, blown off course, lands in Venezuela”
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:14:03 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
To: miss marmelstein
If Bernie jumps tandum,hope the pro is not transgender, no tellin where it will pee
To: Scutter
“Sounds like hes not an experienced sky diver, so this would almost certainly be a tandem jump, meaning hed be strapped to another man. Probably not the image he wants to portray..”
To the contrary......
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posted on
06/03/2016 10:18:37 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Her name is no longer is Hillary. It's Hilarity. Try it on for size, it's fun to say)
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