Bernie Sanders Might Skydive Into His Campaign Rally

Mediaite ^ | June 3, 2016 | Alex Griswold

[Trump20162020]

You didn’t misread that headline: Bernie Sanders might enter his Friday rally in Cloverville, California by skydiving in.

NorCal Skydiving told Bay-area newspaper The Press Democrat that they were approached by a Sanders campaign staffer Wednesday about the possibility of making an entrance from the sky. The following day, a campaign staffer went skydiving as a sort of practice run, but there’s still no word about whether they’ll go through with the idea.

[magua]

Splat!

[kempster]

I can see him giving his speech hanging from the branches of a tree.

[mom.mom]

What would be the point?

[LostInBayport]

In an unrelated story, Hillary Clinton has instructed her staff to give her broom a tune-up and get her the sharpest machete available.

[Scutter]

Sounds like he’s not an experienced sky diver, so this would almost certainly be a “tandem jump”, meaning he’d be strapped to another man. Probably not the image he wants to portray.

[RckyRaCoCo]

....then she will announce that you have literally dropped out of the race.

Winner!

[faithhopecharity]

Hillary’s fallen in the polls while Bernie falls from the sky. Well, I guess a parachute is a poor commie’s version of Trump’s big jet.

[barmag25]

Criticize the Clintons then get in a plane.

Not the best idea...

[ObozoMustGo2012]

[Because a candidate’s ability to skydive directly correlates to their ability to run a country and manage an economy???]

No, but it correlates with Bern-outs’ panties getting moist as a result.

[Zathras]

I bet its going to be a Hollywood version.
Skydiver lands, runs behind a curtain and Bernie magically appears on other side of curtain.

Intel had a Corporate event back 15 years ago and it was pretty convincing.

[drop 50 and fire for effect]

"...meaning he’d be strapped to another man. Probably not the image he wants to portray."

This is a Democrat primary, the voters will consider it a plus.

[reg45]

Don’t let Hillary anywhere near the parachutes.

[miss marmelstein]

My God, freepers are on a roll with this one!

[JudyinCanada]

Better know the pilot as well - he could wind up far, far, away....like over the ocean and hearing the jump signal.

[Ken H]

He better not say, ‘Geronimo!’

[Red Badger]

Better hope his parachute isn’t packed by a Hillary supporter!..........................

[Red Badger]

Falling faster than the value of Target’s stock .............................

[Flick Lives]

I can see the headline now.

“Bernie Sanders skydives into rally, blown off course, lands in Venezuela”

[advertising guy]

If Bernie jumps tandum,hope the pro is not transgender, no tellin where it will pee

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Sounds like he’s not an experienced sky diver, so this would almost certainly be a “tandem jump”, meaning he’d be strapped to another man. Probably not the image he wants to portray..”

To the contrary......