Mitch Mc-CON-nell developing irritable bowel syndrome.
He’s a Godsend, he really is because if he never ran right now we would be dealing with the coronation of Hitlery. Every day in the press they would be shoving that crap down our throats, about how she is a wonderful trailblazer, how she is the FIRST WOMAN and how utopia is coming and blah blah. They would literally be treating her like the Queen of England, extreme pomp and it would have been vomit inducing every single day. She would have skated to the White House with the token “Republicans” like Yeb! or Rubio making pretend they are candidates to give the populace the illusion they have a choice and she would have been coronated Jan. 20th 2017. Instead, out of nowhere, this political genius has come along, and Trump is a genius - you don’t absolutely slaughter 17 candidates otherwise with zero political experience, and this genius I truly believe is God sent. Somehow God convinced him to run becuase He knew he was the only guy who could stop this insanity. That always seems to be the case with our “One Nation under God”...Just when it seems all is lost, a miracle happens.