If the US split into two countries, the “Nanny States” and the “Responsible States”, the “Responsible States” would have a wall 10’ thick 100’ high with autocannons every fifty yards, and after the “Nans” had exhausted their synonyms for nazis/racists and every other type of ‘phobe, half the budget of the starving “Nanny States” would be spent on ladders.
The other half on Hillary’s wardrobe plastic surgery & hath attendants OK I’m done ;)
Or we could just ship them to Haiti.