That pic is a bigger “recruitment tool” for the Islamofascists than 100 GTMO’s could ever be. This country has some heavy dues to pay and the bill is due.
Yep. My guess is that our impending destruction has been achieved the old fashioned way, WE’VE EARNED IT!
At the time of the 2007 repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, now strengthed by the recent SCOTUS decision on gay marriage, the Pentagon prepared a list of new or reinterpreted nomenclature and practices familiar to many older veterans. The gay EM who supplied Wikileaks sent us a copy just before his arrest. Some of the more interesting items are below.
(These are now ALL in full implementation by the Obama maladministration)
All drill and march commands ending in “March” will now end in either “MINCE” or “SWISH,” at the option of the individual issuing the command;
The command “Dress right, dress” will be replaced with “Dress – or that lovely strapless evening gown – right, dress”
Due to the distinct possibility that it may be misinterpreted, the command “To the Rear March” will be replaced with “OK, Fellas, Turn Around;”
Marching cadences employing “Jodie” will now replace that archaic appellation with the more metro-sexually appropriate “Brucie:”
The humorous but now out-dated phrase “Drop your c**ks and grab your socks” is to be replaced with “Drop your c**ks and grab the fella’s over there;”
A “Junk on the bunk” inspection will now allow a soldier’s “junk” to actually be displayed on his bunk;
If it will not interfere with “his” duties, a “Latrine Queen” may wear a pair of high heel pumps if they are OD in color;
In deference to the transgenders with usm, the rank of “Private” will be replaced with “Newby.”
“Short Arms Inspections” are no longer allowed unless at least 10” in length.
For those still smoking, as it could lead to serious unit cohesion break-down, the phrase “Field strip that butt” will no longer be used.
As we dig deeper into the documents we were provided, we will add other changes.
PS: A bonus INVESTMENT TIP: Buy shares in firms that manufacture SOAP-ON-A-ROPE! There is certain to be a run on them at BXs and PXs everywhere.
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, THE INFORMAL MOTTO FOR THE SOON TO BE FORMED ALL GAY COUPLES UNITS WILL BE “NEVER LEAVE YOUR BUDDY’S BEHIND!”