[dfwgator]

Hijinks ensued, but not good hijinks, and he had to buy his way out of trouble for several hundred dollars.

Sounds like something straight out of a Warren Zevon song.

[T-Bone Texan]

I have a few overarching and all-encompassing rules to guide my life.

The one I got from my friends’ experience is “Never try to buy pot from a guy on scooter in an oppressive communist country, and if you do, don’t actually GET ON THE SCOOTER AND GO WITH HIM”.