[2nd Amendment]

I shot a whole herd of buffalo once with an AR and when I was done with that I took out a whole caribou herd at a distance of over a mile!
-Joe Isuzu-

[5th MEB]

What a piker; I killed Godzilla, The Blob, The Creature From The Black Lagoon, The Crab People, and all the Giant Ants with just one shot from my BB gun.
Had to put a little bit of english on the single BB.