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I read this article on the train this morning and was literally laughing out loud. Ever single member of this rat species lived together on an eroding, wave-slapped scrap of coral in the midst of the South Pacific! These goofy rats were officially the only animals living exclusively on the Great Barrier Reef, maybe because it's a tiny scrap of eroding coral in the middle of the ocean and mammals tend to drown in such situations.

Goodnight good rat sir. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

[Scrambler Bob]

Cheap housing available at Washaway Beach, Washington.

[Oztrich Boy]

On the other hand, The Pacific Green Turtles that breed there may be happy to have a rat free beach