[DUMBGRUNT]

Oh, why is it always Miss Marmelstein? Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein
Miss Marmelstein, Miss Marmelstein

Other girls get called by their first names right away
They get cozy intimate
Do you know what I mean?

And nobody calls me, “Hey, baby doll”, Miss Marmelstein
Or “Honey dear”, Miss Marmelstein, or “Sweetie pie”
Miss Marmelstein

Even my first name would be preferable
Though its terrible, it might be better, its Yetta
Or perhaps my second name thats Tessye
Spelled T E S S Y E

If it works like ‘A boy Named Sue’.

I pity the offender.

[miss marmelstein]

Are you okay?