“You need that like you need another hole in your head.”
“Don’t start something you can’t stop.”
“I cut it off twice, and it’s still too short.”
“We’re off like a herd of thundering turtles.” (pulling out of the driveway on family vacations)
“He doesn’t know which end of the hammer to pick up.” (commentary on interview candidates - book smart but no common or practical sense)
“If you see a broom and have nothing to do, start sweeping.” (another test of interview candidates — if you were above sweeping, he wouldn’t hire you)
“Don’t talk foolish”
“Where’s the plate for the bones?”
“You’re full of hooey”
“That SOB, I don’t even like him”
“This was made by Charlie Kratzmeyer from the Kratzmeyer manufacturing company”