I’d suggest roasted soy beans. You’ll pass noxious fumes for hours on end, an endless stream.
You know this how?
A comment like that reminds me of the Thanksgiving my aunt brought a cantaloupe soup to dinner. As cantaloupe doesn’t like me I had none, but as for the rest of the family my granddad called it the best laxative he’d ever had.
“I’d suggest roasted soy beans. You’ll pass noxious fumes for hours on end, an endless stream.”
You ain’t joking. I made the mistake of washing about half a large bag of those with beer one evening. Good thing I lived alone at the time!