Hard boiled eggs, chocolate milk, and beer, produces primo whistleberries!! I know, I’ve seen me do it!
Once, during an always hurried lunch on the job, I came home to let the dog out, as it was cold outside that day and I had let the dog stay in till noon. I grabbed a can of sardines and some saltine crackers and wolfed them down. Still hungry, I scanned the refrigerator for something else. A tub of cottage cheese caught my eye, I still had the tube of crackers out, so a saucer of cottage cheese with more of the crackers completed lunch. I am a little lactose intolerant, I guess, and all those ingredients started to rumble that afternoon. A co-worker and I were working on something about 6 feet from each other. The pressure mounted to the unbearable level, so I released a bit. Co-worker gets a whiff and immediately tells me that if that came from my insides, that I probably need to go to the hospital....