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CNN Anchorbabe Really Wants to Know: What Was That Alligator Thinking?
Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | June 20, 2016 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 06/20/2016 11:23:59 AM PDT by Kaslin

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RUSH: It was actually on CNN, and it was Brooke Baldwin. It was last Wednesday afternoon. Brooke Baldwin was speaking with Gatorland alligator rescue expert Tim Williams about that incident with the gator and the 2-year-old baby at Walt Disney World in Orlando. Man, that's just gotta be... Those poor parents. I cannot imagine. That's something they're never gonna... I mean, it's never gonna leave their minds, the whole... Anyway, boy, your heart just goes out to them. How do you ever forget the mental image you conjure? Anyway, here's Brooke Baldwin asking a question to Tim Williams of the Gatorland alligator rescue outreach. He's an expert there. Number 27. Audio sound bite 27. Three, two, one. I guess we don't have it.

BALDWIN: There were signs: "No swimming." You know, I don't know if there were no wildlife signs. I realize that, when you come to Florida, Florida has a lot of gators. What do you think...? I mean, if the child was walking around the periphery of this lagoon, it was nighttime, what would the gator be thinking?

RUSH: Do you know how big a gator's brain is? It's about the size of a pea. I mean, it's tiny. It may be bigger than that but an alligator is nothing but a pure predator. They don't think. Animals don't... You know what this reminds me of? There was a story once... Oh, we've got the answer coming up in just a second here. You remember, Snerdley. We had this story. It was a story out of Pennsylvania, and a couple of cows fell in the ice.

They were walking around. They didn't know they were on a frozen body of water and a couple of them fell in. And the news report had the other cows looking on hopefully, with hope and fear -- hope that their friends could be rescued and fear that they would fall in, too. And the cows are sitting there chewing their cud. They couldn't care less. They're clueless. One minute the cow's there; next minute it's gone. Big whoop. Your dog doesn't think, your cat doesn't think. They don't think. They don't have...

Animals don't have any sense of their own selves. I'm getting into deep doo-doo here with pet owners, and there's no bigger pet lover than me, folks, but you have to... An alligator particularly! It's just a predator. It's just a full-fledged predator. So is your little cat. (interruption) No, no, no. The alligator is not weighing odds and the alligator is not deciding, "Oh, that boy looks so cute! I think I'll leave him alone." No. The alligator is not thinking. That's what happens when you humanize. These are... (interruption) Yeah.

You know, we run into alligators all the time on the golf course. I mean, they're out there, and they're just idiots. They're sitting around. When it's time to eat they get up and move and go swallow something and then they go back and just lounge there like whatever they do. We sometimes throw golf balls at 'em just to see 'em move. One day, there is a giant... You've seen some of these videos lately of giant alligators walking on the fairways of golf courses. Well, at one of the golf courses I'm a member of here, there is a giant gator out there.

We know where it is, and sometimes it's just barely viewable on the surface. Sometimes it's on the bank. When it gets up and starts walking, we stop what we're doing to watch it 'cause it's the most amazing-looking thing. And then we all... We don't get too close. That thing can go 20 miles an hour for like 20 seconds. The golf course rules are if the gator gave his chase, zigzag. They can't do that. They can catch you if you go straight line. For 30 seconds, those things can do like 25, 30 miles an hour. After that, of course, it's time to go back and grab another Bud. But they don't think! It's pure instinct. They just...

Anyway, here's what the gator rescue expert said when asked what the gator was thinking, as the boy was roaming the beach.

WILLIAMS: Splashing is a big attractive to these animals. They could sound like some animal struggling in the water. They come over there to see what it is; they think they have a chance to take that animal, they will. So there's a lot of things that play in on this.

RUSH: (impression) "You mean he didn't know it was little boy? He just thought it was an animal?" Yeah, like an alligator knows what a human being is. An the alligator doesn't even know that it is an alligator. An alligator has never seen itself. It doesn't know what it is! They don't have mirrors. Alligators can't lick themselves like dogs can. They don't know what they... (interruption) I know. (interruption) Well, okay, they see other. (interruption) Yeah, yeah, yeah, they may... They see other alligators. I take it back. They know what another alligator is. But that's instinct, too.

You know, that's just typical male, predator behavior taking over in an alligator.

That is just like humanity.

You know, men, humans, male humans are nothing but predators.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: pokesalletannie; vacucephalic
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To: Travis McGee

Howling laughter!


21 posted on 06/20/2016 11:49:43 AM PDT by demkicker (My passion for freedom is stronger than that of Democrats whose obsession is to enslave me.)
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To: Zakeet

I think it would depend on whether they were a gorilla, alligator, NRA member, Muslim, refugee, child, or transgender.


22 posted on 06/20/2016 11:51:19 AM PDT by Toespi
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To: Zakeet

That picture is gross. You really have to post a warning. I was starting to eat my lunch and now I’m going to be nauseous all day.


23 posted on 06/20/2016 11:52:22 AM PDT by seawolf101 (This)
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To: Travis McGee
Now that's funny.
24 posted on 06/20/2016 11:53:30 AM PDT by Joe Brower (The "American People" are no longer capable of self-governance.)
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To: Zakeet

Ain’t it the truth!


25 posted on 06/20/2016 11:53:33 AM PDT by demkicker (My passion for freedom is stronger than that of Democrats whose obsession is to enslave me.)
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To: DarthVader

In my HS days, it was “The lights are on, but nobody’s home”.


26 posted on 06/20/2016 11:54:09 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: elcid1970

Vacucephalic — Excellent, thanks for expanding my vocabulary. That word has so many applications today in both politics and the media. :=)


27 posted on 06/20/2016 11:55:31 AM PDT by Bob (No, being a US Senator and the Secretary of State are not accomplishments; they're jobs.)
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To: Kaslin

“See the bubble-headed bleach blonde comes on at five....”


28 posted on 06/20/2016 11:55:35 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Kaslin

What? Limbaugh’s ditching his catch-all phrase, “[animal]s are going to do what [animal]s do.”


29 posted on 06/20/2016 11:56:54 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Kaslin
RUSH: Do you know how big a gator's brain is?

Bigger than the anchorbabes.

30 posted on 06/20/2016 12:04:42 PM PDT by TomServo
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To: Bob

Actually I kinda made it up. Might want to google it first.

;^)


31 posted on 06/20/2016 12:05:52 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: elcid1970

Nah, that one’s too good to google. :=)


32 posted on 06/20/2016 12:12:31 PM PDT by Bob (No, being a US Senator and the Secretary of State are not accomplishments; they're jobs.)
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To: Travis McGee

:-)


33 posted on 06/20/2016 12:13:06 PM PDT by mykroar (Democrats in 2016: The party of genitalia, real or imagined.)
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To: Kaslin

Some time back I visited Cumberland Island National Sea Shore back country. There are raised causeways between swamps that once were rice patties. In those swamps are alligators.

We learned by accident that if you heaved a good chunk of wood, it would be attacked the instant it hit the water. We got some fantastic pictures of gators mouths wide open and three or feet out of the water as they lunged upward. You could see the white inside of their mouths and teeth

The kid was nothing more than a chunk of wood

Much later on what turned out to be a bucket list back packing expedition, we encountered a 12 foot gator (measured from the photos) that was sitting comfortably astride the causeway blocking the trail. By facing us and hissing it made known it was his trail. We back tracked and added 3 miles to our total for the day.


34 posted on 06/20/2016 12:16:30 PM PDT by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;+12, 73, ....Opabinia can teach us a lot)
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To: elcid1970

I did Google it and you didn’t lie. You did make it up. lol


35 posted on 06/20/2016 12:22:24 PM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: Kaslin
They don't think.

reminds me of libtards

36 posted on 06/20/2016 12:35:19 PM PDT by mjp ((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
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To: Travis McGee

Good one!


37 posted on 06/20/2016 12:41:58 PM PDT by ColdOne (poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 HillaryForPrison2016)
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To: Kaslin

“Me likey!”???


38 posted on 06/20/2016 12:51:36 PM PDT by avenir (I'm pessimistic about man, but I'm optimistic about GOD!)
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To: Kaslin

The animal was thinking, “Nebraska corn fed....mmmm. Good.”

It’s a freakin’ animal. It was not thinking anything. It reacts to stimuli.

Some people are just so stupid.


39 posted on 06/20/2016 12:53:33 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ask Bernie supporters two questions: Who is rich. Who decides. In the past, that meant who died.)
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To: Zakeet

Exactly right!


40 posted on 06/20/2016 12:54:41 PM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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