[mkjessup]

First prize for the victim families, get to spend 5 minutes being consoled by the Kenyan-in-Chief.

Second prize, they get to spend an hour with Barky.

Third prize? Barky and Moochelle go to dinner at your house.

Halal dishes only, please.

[StormEye]

"First prize for the victim families, get to spend 5 minutes being consoled by the Kenyan-in-Chief."

Alternate suggestion for First Prize:
The Obamas take you out to a very expensive
restaurant, then leave you with the bill to pay.