Posted on 06/23/2016 3:47:42 PM PDT by drewh
She’s a graduate of UCF, that’s in Orlando. Gay muzzie mass murderer, female karate teachers hitting on 11 year olds with naked pictures of themselves, Miss (gay) Missouri transplant. Quite a month for Orlando.
Isn’t Missouri the “show me” state? So which gender is she/he? I’m confused. The portrait picture has me wondering.
I go back to Miss West Virginia 1989, when asked about her chances of winning. She said she didn’t have a chance. “There is a black, Korean, Japanese, hearing impaired, a kidney transplant, Texas and Florida. I’m not going to win.”
She self identifies as being 23. Don’t judge her!(or is it him?)Oh wait... someone will judge her in this contest thingy.
That girl is Miss Missouri?
How does a girl who is about a 4 or 5 on a scale of 1-10 become a state’s supposed most beautiful?
I suspect everyone knows why.
Next year it will be a transgender.
Everyone needs a gimmick. But it must be something in the water in Missouri. Football players, beauty queens, politicians. Any straights in the state?
She has the face and hands of a 40 year old.
I’m surprised it’s not a man who identifies as a woman four days a week. This is getting ridiculous.
If that’s what passes as the most beautiful woman in Missouri, they should change their motto to “the don’t show me state”.
She does look like she is hitting the wall.
That was the first thing that came to my mind also!
Except that Margaret Hamilton was prettier in real life and was a classy lady.
You can pull all the stops out
Till they call the cops out
Grind your behind till you’re bend
But you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get a hand
You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row
Bump in a dump till you’re dead
Kid you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get ahead
You can uh, you can uh, you can uh, uh, uh
That’s how Burlesque was born
So I uh, and I uh, and I uh, uh, uh
But I do it with a horn
Once I was a schleppa
Now I’m Miss Mazzeppa
With my revolution in dance
You gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna have a chance
She can uh, she can uh, she can uh, uh, uh
It’ll never make her rich
Me, I uh, and I uh, and I uh, uh, uh
But I do it with a switch
I’m electrifying and I ain’t even trying
I never have to sweat to get paid
‘Cause if you got a gimmick
Gypsy girl you got it made
All them uh and them uh and them uh, uh, uh
Ain’t gonna spell success
Me, I uh, and I uh, and I uh, uh, uh
But I do it with finesse
Dressy Tracy Tessie Tura is so much more demurer
Than all them other ladies because
You gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get applause
Do something special anything special
Earn you a big fancy car
You’re more than just a mimic when you gotta gimmick
Take a look how different we are
If you wanna make it
Twinkle while you shake it
If you wanna grind it
Wait till you refined it
If you wanna bump it
Bump it with a trumpet
Get yourself a gimmick
And you too can be a star You Gotta Have A Gimmick - from “Gypsy” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFRSawe33sA
A number of "men" involved in this pageant will also bend over forwards for it.
There *had* to have been moral turpitude clauses in these pageant contracts that specifically prohibited sexual perversion. No doubt that language was quietly dropped in recent history.
But has she made any porno movies?
Not good-looking at all!
That’s not what I said. Save that for another time.
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