[T-Bone Texan]

5-7-5!

I commend you!

The absolute best haikus that come out of me are the ones that invoke Hillary’s secret lesbianism with her Muslim Brotherhood “personal assistant”.

So much material, so little time.

[T-Bone Texan]

Another haiku:

Coughing fit now solved
Caused by mixing Beam and clam
So early in morning

Request for feedback: When I say “Beam”, does everyone know I’m referring to the booze?

Because “Jim Beam” is just too many syllables.

[TheCipher]

So much material, so little time.

I agree. I could go on like this for a while. So much material, but alas, not much time. Have to get to bed ( 1:30 AM here)