[VerySadAmerican]

When Hillary says she wasn’t sleeping during the attack on Benghazi you have to remember she’s a Clinton and she’s parsing her words. She was in bed with Huma but she wasn’t sleeping.

[T-Bone Texan]

You caused me to excrete a haiku:

Sure, I was in bed
As Huma is my witness
Not sleeping; munching!

[T-Bone Texan]

Not sleeping; dreaming:
The visit to the girl’s’ school
Carpets left unmunched!