Maybe it’s a tumor?
It’s not a Tumor!!!
When I get tired of my lady friends frequent complaints about her many ailments that’s what I ask her. “Maybe it’s a tumor?”
It’s not a tumor!! She says.
Me: Well I don’t know. Maybe you need to see a doctor or something.
Her: F you.
She’s a woman of few words. Unless she’s talking about her failing health.
There is only one way to say “It’s not a tumor”, and that is in the style of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop:
“It’s not ah tumah!”
Similar in style and delivery his other famous line, “Get in the choppah!”