Haven’t had a canned drink since sometime in the 1980’s. They all taste like malted battery acid.
How would you (accurately) know what battery acid tastes like? Let me guess...you work(ed) in a warehouse with lots of forklifts!
Havent had a canned drink since sometime in the 1980s
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Did you have to use a “church key” to open it? I believe they already had pop tops in the 80s though.
I’d bet not too many here under age 40 have ever heard of a church key.
“Havent had a canned drink since sometime in the 1980s. They all taste like malted battery acid.”
That is really offensive! There is no way melted battery acid would be that bad.