Posted on 06/27/2016 9:18:53 PM PDT by ObamahatesPACoal
“Just imagine the frumpy old bag Hillary on a stage next to Trump in any debate.”
Hmm. Yeah. This is how I imagine it will go.
She’ll come out, newly botoxed, lit in a soft yellow light and just a wee bit out of focus to take a few years off (only fair, you know). Trump will be lit from underneath, by bright lights, and filtered to look orange.
Her Highness will emerge onto the debate stage to massive applause from the stacked audience and even the media team who will be asking the questions since they are, after all, honored to be breathing the same air as someone so famous and accomplished as Hillary Clinton. So much a part of everyone’s history, you know, and ground-breaking because of her genitals.
Trump will be met by a round of boos, for simply being alive. The debate panel will refuse to acknowledge him (at best), spit and sneer (at worst). Republicans in the audience, led by Mitt Romney, will hiss loudly and chant anti-Trump slogans. Strangely, the microphones will repeatedly go dead during Trump’s answers.
Hillary will, of course, field questions about how it feels to be such an historic, wonderful person and given the opportunity to explain why America needs her vision to continue as a thriving, stable, wonderful place to be. Trump will be given equal time to justify how he’s managed to get rich off the backs of the poor working man, and defend his beliefs which will obviously destroy the entire planet within days. They’ll bring out Jeb! as a guest moderator. Ted Cruz will be off stage, held back from taking over Trump’s podium by Ivanka Trump and a large leash. After the debate, the fair and balanced panel, made up of George Will and some drooling anti-Trump Democrat, will unanimously declare Hillary the winner, and claim that since this one was such a blow-out for Her Highness that there doesn’t need to be another debate. The “unbiased” focus group will initially declare Marco Rubio the winner, but then reminded what month they’re in, will quickly realize the error of their ways and give the nod to Madame Secretary.
The media, needless to say, will report for the 198,273th time that “it’s all over for Trump, now!”.
We will find out in November.
The odd thing is that when she attacks Trump, she sounds just like Trump. She complains about him sounding like her.
Don’t underestimate her!
There is still a tremendous pent-up yearning out there across the Fruited Plain to see SOMEONE punished for the 2008 debacle.
Granny Lieawatha and her platform of televised public floggings for bankers is gonna draw A LOT more votes than you think.
[with her fists clenched and her head shaking like she has tremors]
Yes! I keep thinking she has Parkinson’s, between that and her head bobbing!
Hillary and Warren: two aging hippie radical red diaper baby radical communist wannabes of the alinsky school who have gone well past their expiration date politically and socially.
Just like Obama and the Chicago communist agitator scene.
Even the leftists still have their communist bitter clingers.
The two nagging grannies are way past their time. They are still stuck in the ‘60s.
Something else to think about, every time there has been a woman in the vp slot the presidential candidate loses.
Geraldine Ferraro. Sarah Palin.
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