Bem Vinda!
Bienvenidos!
Welcome to Brazil!
Oh! Did you bring your own toilet paper, medicines, electric generators, blankets, mosquito netting and essential foods?
LOL! And don’t get too close with anyone with Zika, and by close, I mean sexual. Apparently men can spread it to women... it’s not just the mosquitoes.
Didn’t the last Olympics hand out free condoms? You have a lot of young healthy people coming from all over the world. They meet, have sex, then they go back home...