[Maceman]

For some strange reason, I don’t feel compelled to flaunt my heterosexuality before the public whom I meet. Particularly when I am at work.

It's getting to the point where heterosexuals will soon be too ashamed to come out of the closet.

[Ketill Frostbeard]

“Smoking or non-smoking?”
“Non-smoking.”
“Carrying or non-carrying?”
“Carrying.”
“Gay or straight?”
“Straight.”
“We have an opening in Unarmed Gay Smoking right away, if you want Straight Carrying NonSmoking, it’ll be about forty-five minutes.”
“Is Frankie cooking?”
“Yes, he is.”
“We’ll wait in the bar.”